ambition
I’ve always wanted to take a day off of work, go to a dive bar before noon, and sit there, getting bombed all day/evening/night until they had to cut me off. (Not because I was being a dick or...
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I know that the goal was that every time I posted six songs over on Tumblr, I’d come back here and recap them all for your listening (and reading) pleasure. But, alas, it hasn’t work out that way. But...
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crisp variety in the us
Some treats saved from my recent trip to the UK on the berfday of the USA. Go America! But seriously, we need to get more creative with our potato chips.
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Eleven days before my 32nd birthday, and today I ordered a nose and ear hair trimmer. To be honest, I’m surprised it’s taken this long for me to need it. (Also seeing “32nd birthday” in print kinda...
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duys shirts (sneak preview)
I think these sort of speak for themselves, no? (And yes, that is a perfectly curved turd with a mushroom cloud above it. It’s the crapture, baby.) Come join us for the 14th Annual “Drink Until You...
View Articlethe greatest august sale ever
If you have an e-reader, I have good news: you can now get my book – or any of 19 other great Harper Perennial titles – for just 99¢ in August. 99¢!!! For a whole book that took me months to write and...
View Articlea summer hello, and updates on music, books and love
Hi everyone, I hope you are enjoying your summer! I personally hate summer – I prefer the long, cold, dark, lonely nights of winter, when it’s perfectly acceptable to sit inside a poorly-lit basement...
View Articlethe only fantasy football post i will write all year
I recently had my first fantasy football draft of the season, an auction. I won’t get (too) into my feelings about fantasy football, but those who have read me know that it’s probably my least favorite...
View Articleone more week of cheap ass books
You have less than a week to pick up my book for your e-reader for just 99¢! That’s less than $1! Also, it makes great hurricane reading, for those of you on the East Coast. - Kindle - Nook - Google...
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that I post quite a lot (not quite “like a mother fucker,” but not so far off) over at jasonmulgrew.tumblr.com. So there.
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